"i’m gonna take a short nap!"
*wakes up 50,000 years later, my race is extinct, reapers are attacking again and the apes are somehow ruling the galaxy*
if a boy ever says “someone’s on their period” to u when ur angry that is literally code for “punch me in the balls” so don’t hesitate
as a boy i can tell you this translation is 100% accurate
actual scientific proof
i’m into really low commitment hangouts like lying on the floor near each other or falling asleep together or falling into an endless void together
happy halloween. its fucking halloween every day from now until the end of october. happy fucking halloween
have you eaten today?
did you take any meds you need?
how about hydration?
maybe a nap if you need one
you are awesome
keep it up
if you want to understand the psyche of our generation take a good look at the stories we tell ourselves about the future
because it isn’t flying cars or robot dogs, it’s faceless government surveillance and worldwide pandemics and militarized police brutality and the last dregs of humanity struggling to survive
our generation isn’t self-centered, or lazy, or whatever else they wanna say about us. we are young, and we are here, and we are deeply, deeply afraid.